- Women do it at the Beginning, Men do it at the End. What is it? I’ll buy you a drink if you guess.

update: BEG

“People don’t know what they want until you give it to them.”

- woman’s body is like a buffet, grab a little bit of everything, save space for desert.

- She’s a keeper if . . . she has at least one non–work-related hobby she’s passionate about. It means she knows how to have fun without a man and that she won’t need you constantly by her side.

- Women don’t lie, they just craft their words carefully.

Avoiding falling in love because you might get hurt is like not eating because you might get diarrhea

- ” … I don’t care, my vaginal structure is a twisted tunnel … “  -

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I don’t think air sex is going to catch on as fast as air guitar did

Air Sex is a performance activity invented in Japan; clothed men and women simulate sexual activity with an invisible partner, often in an exaggerated manner, set to music, and in a competition before an audience. This is somewhat akin to playing air guitar, explaining the name. The creator, J-Taro Sugisaku, says that it was invented in Tokyo in 2006 by a group of bored men without girlfriends.